In the interim, here is a picture of a debatably overpriced West Lancashire tea hut.
A pre-match nuclear pie which was still molten hot in the 75th minute
And a sign that (perhaps) recognises that Skelmersdale United haven't quite got the message regarding basic risk assessment and common sense safety management? The banking in question would pose zero harm to even a 2 year old!
It was the pie that needed the health and safety warning! It was liquid lava inside!